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The Taste Test: What a Bar Beverage Says About Your Personality

Dark or Light Rum? Red or White Wine? Straight up? Or Buzzed on Suds?

It's sometimes easy to decode personalities when at a sports bar. You find yourself in a relaxed atmosphere, surrounded by smiling faces and people who have made the decision to head out and have a good time.  Consider it a lot like Cheers---a place where everybody knows your name, or might by the end of the night. Some are sitting quietly at a stool, engaging in a one-on-one conversation with a friend. Another is hovered around 10 other people, as they laugh and clink glasses over a game of pool. I've spent my better days inside a bar, so I've had all the time in the world to observe. But, the true personality test is what your answer is to the bartender's infamous question: "So, what'll it be?"This is what your drink of choice says about you.

Wine: Whether it's red or white or with a side of ice, a wine drinker they may say is of the more "mature" variety. You would rather sip and enjoy, than slurp and chug. No problem! Although, when at a sports bar I would approach with caution as you may forget to give your glass of red some room to breathe---and suddenly you're warm and sleepy at your stool. AND, you've missed the touchdown of the century! You order wine because you feel comfortable and confident to do so, even in a busy and buzzed atmosphere. Cheers!

Bourbon or Scotch: I can hear all of the gentlemen applaud as you order yourself a clean bourbon or scotch. You've set the standard of authority in the bar and nobody is messing with you! A beverage of dominance, you may find yourself flashing back to the 1940's. Suddenly you're a powerful woman making her way in one of Boston's top advertising agencies where YOU'RE the boss. Wait, or is that just a spin-off of Mad Men? Regardless, you own this place. At least for the moment.

Vodka: They've said that clear alcohol is for wealthy women who are on a diet---but beware, vodka makes a bold statement. Whether you're drinking it with juice or tonic, you've got an aggressive personality. You know exactly what you like, and how you like it. Plus, it seems that vodka drinkers have a bold opinion-- Although, we aren't too sure if that before or after a few vodka redbulls!

Beer: My oh my are you friendly! A common bar beverage loved across the boards, this drink is a perfect way to show you are a free-spirited individual. While you also gain some brownie points from the men, you also provide everyone around you with a low-maintenance vibe. Whether it's a domestic brew or a craft beer you're ready to enjoy a night out on the town.

Tequila: You are a strong willed woman, whose main goal right now is to have an awesome time! Tequila may have a reputation for a wild adventure, and those high level of endorphin's may make you the most popular patron (get it) at the bar! You may not have all of life's twists and turns figured out just yet, but you're living in the moment and that's the attitude we love to see! You know what they say "tequila makes her clothes come off". Unless it's a Yankees jersey, take that off immediately! 

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